We are no longer in his presence and now the buy counter sucks. I bet if he was still there people wouldn't yell at us as much.
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My best friend recently passed away. (I case you were thinking of experimenting with brain cancer, don't do it.) But before he did, he wrote this little tribute to Cage and I thought you might like it.
-John
"The Fresh Prince of Con Air"
a rap epic by Kirk Lawrence.
Let me tell you a story that you might not know
About a southern gentleman, name of Cameron Poe.
With his charm and his swagger and his lengthy hair
He had a big ol' adventure on the plane Con Air.
Innnnn West Alabama he was born and raised
And the country bar is where he spent his post-Ranger days
Relaxin' with his wife, soon expectin' a daughter
When whaddya know--Accidental Manslaughter!
Then a couple of guys who were criminally insane
Started makin' trouble in an aeroplane!
Poe got in one little fight and Uncle Sam got scared and said
"We're puttin' you with the criminals and rapists in Con Air."
There
Was
Diamond Dog, 23 and Dave Chappelle
And Steve Buscemi's got a personal cell!
They take over the plane because they're out to cheat us
But Poe's gotta save the day--his friend's got Diabeetus!
It's good versus evil, tale as old as papyrus
there's the felon with the melon called Cyrus the Virus.
Lloyd Dobler plays a Fed, but even he can't save us--
Look out below, we're crash landing in Vegas!
We
Got
Shootouts and chases and there's probably a knife
And Poe's reunited with his daughter and his wife.
Cameron got her done, there's no need for a scare,
We're rollin' the credits on the Tale of Con Air.
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